Sunday, May 3, 2015

21 Things Former Poor Kids Know About

If you grew up poor or on the lower end of the socio-economic chain, then you can probably relate to these experiences...

1. Lunchables, Pop Tarts, or snack items in the “fun size” pack were rare luxuries. That one scene in Napoleon Dynamite was so true! 

2. Going to summer camp was not a thing for you. reaction animated GIF

3.Having a parent at every sports game, performance, or school event was also not a thing for you.
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4. You got a family computer and a personal cell phone several years after everyone you knew. And then you had dial-up internet for several years after that. 

5. Your mom (or dad, or other guardian) had a healthy stash of coupons and wouldn’t shop without them.
  

6. At least some of your clothes came from Goodwill, Value Village, Salvation Army, garage sales, or an older sibling. You were hipster before it was cool. 

7. You were a latchkey kid and were really creative about entertaining yourself for hours at a time. Ice skating around the living room? On it. Making ramen for dinner? No problem! Playing in the street unattended? Why not! eating animated GIF

8. You felt like royalty when you went to a friend’s house that had more than one floor.

 

9. You never really understood why some people had home security systems. If someone had broken into your home, they probably would’ve been like, “Thanks anyway…”. ill-pass-gif

10. You ran errands by yourself and babysat younger siblings when you were about 8 years old (or younger). But hey, you were an expert on stranger danger! home alone animated GIF

11. At least someone in your family lived in a trailer park. And that’s an understatement.
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12. Having sleepovers at your home was an extremely stressful prospect. panic animated GIF

13. You had traumatizing experiences at shady Medicaid-approved dental and medical clinics. You’re not an expert or anything, but…pretty sure that constituted torture. screaming animated GIF

14. Your home’s carpets were a carryover from the 1970s in shades of dark brown, olive green, or marigold yellow shag. The cabinets and furniture were equally retro. 

15. You were well-acquainted with the “value menu” at fast food chains. Getting a combo meal was kind of a big deal. 

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16. The YMCA or community center in your neighborhood was totally your spot. 

17. Most people have “that one family member” that they don’t talk about. Yeah, you have a few…
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18. You were a pro at navigating public transportation well before it was the “green” thing to do.
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19. You thought skiing, surfing, golfing, playing tennis, and other bourge-y sports were just fun things to watch on the Olympics. Then you realized somewhere along the line that real people do those things for fun. And then when they asked if you wanted to come, you were like...
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20. You are not only familiar with free and reduced lunch, but you probably also know what free and reduced breakfast is. But, dang, that oatmeal was delicious! Awe Chris Farley ;)

21. If you were lucky, you learned pretty early on that money doesn’t buy happiness. You figured out how to find it elsewhere. :)food, music, panda, pleasures, sleep